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| User: | st_secular (15167888)
president bush have a hotdog with me
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| Name: | jessica |
| Location: | Arizona, United States |
| Birthdate: | 1988-06-07 |
| E-mail: | | saltyj_matt513 | @ | hotmail.com |
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| st_secular | @ | livejournal.com (Jabber) |
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| AOL IM: |  saltyj3 (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
| Bio: | Formerly ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) saltyj
This journal is Friends Only.
Where the name st_secular comes from:
Stephen Colbert, noted fake news pundit and host of The Colbert Report on Comedy Central, wrote a book last year titled I Am America (And So Can You!). On page 63 of that book, under the chapter Religion, comes the chilling tale...
A Visit From St. Secular
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
Mamma in her kerchief, and I in the nude,
Were shocked that our holiday had been misconstrued,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from bed to see what was the matter.
(Mind you, I'm still nude.)
Out to the lawn in my glory, I flew.
To see my manger disassembled by the ACLU.
- Written by Clement C. Moore, 1822
- Updated by Stephen Colbert, 2007 |
| Pictures: | fewer than 10 public |
| Interests: | 60: aasif mandvi, amy sedaris, anderson cooper, barack obama, bob saget, brian regan, broadway, catholicism, chuck noblet, conan o'brien, csi, dane cook, daria, david crowder band, david sedaris, demetri martin, dumbledore's army, ed helms, eric drysdale, exit 57, fake news, frasier, geoffrey jellineck, harry potter, house, hugh laurie, i'm sorry what's happening?, j.k. rowling, jason jones, jeff corwin, jerri blank, jim gaffigan, john hodgman, john oliver, jon stewart, keith olbermann, legally blonde: the musical, little miss sunshine, michael cera, mo rocca, paul dinello, ricky gervais, rob corddry, rob riggle, rocky horror picture show, scrubs, shakespeare, stephen colbert, stephen fry, steve carell, stranger than fiction, strangers with candy, the colbert report, the daily show, the princess bride, tucker carlson, virgin mary, whose line, wicked: the musical, wigfield |
| Schools: | None listed |
| Friends: | | 61: | _lady_vanilla_, akindofpastry, alivemagdolene, blindsides, bluto_blutarsky, branchness, clayangel, colbertican, craftybeaver, deepsea_dreamer, doraemon_2000, falsifiability, favabean05, fruchick, hifive24, huzlinefan, i_found_jesu, i_get_it_, inaraserra84, jamieaiken919, jesus__suburbia, jhyj, kameil, leatharegee, librarynoise, lightfromlight, limit_breaker, lotrfreak21, matrushkajen, meaculpa_g, meowhouse, mercystars, moomoo510, mrschucknoblet, mylittleburden, nofactzone, nomylarballoons, oddorable, overandoverture, pink_the_color, pockethotel, princessmoonray, queer_theory, remyartista, saltyj, sarcasticsra, shotgun_jack, snowfall36, spacemonkey_699, sugarbugevans, susied23, theyellow_daisy, tigris18, tubofgoodthings, webofglass, wikiness, winged_mammal, xmomentofzen, xpir4tex, xx_azure_sky_xx, yummiest_nickel |  | 14: | anchor_macros, brave_handsome, capslock_tds, colbert_report, ericdrysdale, fakenews_fanart, houseepisodes, jonstewartpudge, kidsinthehall, omg_too_soon, tds_tcr_fngrlin, tdstcr_ot, thedailyreports, thedailyshow |
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| Mutual Friends: | 57: _lady_vanilla_, akindofpastry, alivemagdolene, blindsides, bluto_blutarsky, branchness, clayangel, colbertican, craftybeaver, deepsea_dreamer, doraemon_2000, falsifiability, favabean05, fruchick, hifive24, huzlinefan, i_found_jesu, i_get_it_, inaraserra84, jamieaiken919, jesus__suburbia, jhyj, kameil, leatharegee, librarynoise, lightfromlight, limit_breaker, lotrfreak21, matrushkajen, meaculpa_g, meowhouse, mercystars, moomoo510, mrschucknoblet, mylittleburden, nofactzone, nomylarballoons, oddorable, overandoverture, pink_the_color, pockethotel, princessmoonray, queer_theory, saltyj, sarcasticsra, shotgun_jack, snowfall36, spacemonkey_699, sugarbugevans, susied23, theyellow_daisy, tigris18, tubofgoodthings, webofglass, winged_mammal, xmomentofzen, xx_azure_sky_xx |
| Account type: | Plus Account |
